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Old 07-23-2009, 11:48 AM   #1
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Default The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"





14. French Suicide Sausage
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.




13. A Girl Around The House
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!





12. Chubby
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.





11. Christmas Weapons
The family that guns together, has funs together.

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10. Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger
Sexy?





9. Chase & Sandborn Spanking
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?





8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.





7. Root Beer Baby!
Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.





6. Locked Out
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.

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5. Pears Soap Disaster
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"





4. Postage Meter Murder
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.





3. Shave Yourself
The old man baby's gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!





2. Baby Soft
JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.





1. Chocolate Poulain
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.
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Very weird indeed!
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There is something so creepy about the Chocolate Poulain add.... That clown is so scary..
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best combination of creepy but hysterically funny... ever
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wow, those are creepy.
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Epic Fail for the Pig Sausage...
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would it be too much to ask that when people rip off another website word for word that they at least acknowledge the source?

ideally you should ask the author of the original source permission to re-post, that's just polite.
but putting a link back I'd say is fairly essential.
even if it's been copied to hundreds of different sites before this one.
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would it be too much to ask that when people rip off another website word for word that they at least acknowledge the source?

ideally you should ask the author of the original source permission to re-post, that's just polite.
but putting a link back I'd say is fairly essential.
even if it's been copied to hundreds of different sites before this one.
I didn't rip anyone off. There was no copyright contract attached to it, but out of respect to you and your request I will post the source next time.
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