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Old 02-20-2005, 07:54 PM   #1
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Default 10,000th Postday!

10,000
! Posts !
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I would like to thank everybody on this Great Forum for the chance to reach this Milestone. So, in Celebration I have created a few Limericks for those extra Special People. For those who I have not included I love you all! But I simply cannot make up 5,000+ Limericks!
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David Lindon has a Forum
Which was once dreadfully boriní
With the Help of Slayer, Xinam and Sauron
And we canít forget Pipson
He stopped us all from Snoriní

Athlon64FX is so great
She is as fine as a decorative plate
While she wonít get her boobs out
Sheís still able to tout
Her amazingly high post rate

Mixx scratches Ďdem Dex
And his dance routines can become quite complex
His Avatar is a cool Black Guy
Donít ask him to see his thigh
Nor to show you his Spandex

Matt is a Moderator
With the speed and skill of an Olympic Skater
For ages he has wielded the power
If you want to see him in the shower
Ask his Satyr

Alvino has a Devil on his Avatar
I wonder if he has a Guitar?
He watches us through an Eye Glass
Donít look at his arse
It really is quite Bizzare

Slayer likes his Rock
He listens to it while walking on the Catwalk
He has a slim figure
But wishes his boobs could be bigger
Donít steal his Guitar or heíll Squawk

Airox likes Anime
He watches it in Norway
He watches it on the Pooper
While downloading Music in Grouper
And flipping a fine Flambe

Zen loves AMD
Even while he goes to Pee
He dreams of an Opteron
Or even a Turion
Then he misses and gets it in his Tea

Camers is a Host
The Host with the Most Toast
While talking to a lass from Denver
He accidentally sells his server
So he buries himself in Compost

Giancarlo is Nineteen
His hair is quite pristine
Donít dare say something wrong
Or heíll challenge you to a game of Ping-Pong
And shoot you with a Carbine
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Greatest blessings for you, and have a lovely day!
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:05 PM   #2
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Yay Congratulation Lk Woohoo
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:09 PM   #3
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Geez, 10,000 posts. I think you should leave it at that for awhile to show everyone. I have never, ever seen anyone in any forum with 10,000 posts. You are truly beyond Guru.

I will be catching up to Guru soon, so I'm next in line along with some other members hanging in with me. I have to say this is by far the most active forum I have ever placed myself in. I never responded as much at any other forums compared to this one. Shows how dreadfully dull other forums can be.
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:13 PM   #4
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Great Job LK!! YEAH!!! I won't catch you ever, you post too fast for even me to keep up with. AthlonFX is your only threat now. Enjoy your 10K day!!
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Originally Posted by Lord Kalthorn
Slayer likes his Rock
He listens to it while walking on the Catwalk
He has a slim figure
But wishes his boobs could be bigger
Donít steal his Guitar or heíll Squawk
... I'm honoured?

Oh, and about the boobs thing; I didn't hear you ever complain.

Congratulations, mate
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Congrats LK.
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Old 02-20-2005, 09:33 PM   #7
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Alvino has a Devil on his Avatar
I wonder if he has a Guitar?
He watches us through an Eye Glass
Donít look at his arse
It really is quite Bizzare
Ahhhh...LK. The poet inside eh? Well Congratulations! I hope I can reach that number of posts...
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Old 02-21-2005, 03:31 AM   #8
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Congrats!
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Old 02-21-2005, 06:04 AM   #9
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Haha. Deep down we're all Poets. A Limerick from the Bible:

God created Adam, who said, "I like Brunettes"
So He created Eve, with her large assets.
"Oh Adam won't you show me your Frontier?"
To which he replied "Ok, but stand back dear,
I don't know how big this gets."

Of course I stole the end two lines from Joe Pasquale - if anybody watched An Audience with (that show was classic!)

Can't say I have Slayer Can't say I have. They are very fine Boobs (for anybody who hasn't seen slayer's Boobs - they're
here)
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Old 02-21-2005, 11:27 AM   #10
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Matt is a Moderator
With the speed and skill of an Olympic Skater
For ages he has wielded the power
If you want to see him in the shower
Ask his Satyr

Stayr?? meaning

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