Exactly! The Pengiuns will attack and practically kill themselves in their pointless Civil Wars before the Millions of Columns, Thousands of Armies, Tens of Thousands of Corps, Hundreds of Thousands of Brigades, Millions of Legions, Tens of Millions of Centuries, Hundreds of Millions of Decains, and Billions of Troops of the Mighty Imperial Microsoft Army cross your puny Linux boarders and crush the couple of Penguins left with pin-point aesthetically pleasing accuracy!
All Hail Microsoft!
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