You sir are a God among men.
The only problem is I don't have the volume control in the bottom right...
I think a restart should fix that.
Anyways, thanks everyone. I was about to just give up on XP lol. Vista's cool and all, but XP is less of a resource hog and Aero Glass/Aero is the ugliest desktop theme I've ever seen. Luna > Aero
EDIT: Yep, the restart fixed it. WOOT!