The whatta? hehe
Yeah didn't think you were. didn't mean to test your intelligence :P Its just, you never know when people are sleepy, or maybe drunk...
That must mean there is no current hardware installed... Is there any sound from windows? If not which is what I expect, make sure the onboard one is off in Bios.
Go into bios (usually by pressing delete) go into Adanced Chipset features, or the first one. Check for onboard sound on the menus and disable it. Then simply go to Save And Exit!
Then try re-installing the sound. You might find there is a clash between the two... and this might just work
I might actually help someone today.yippeeeee!
Hope this helps