The Computer is not our friend; it is a big piece of metal and Silicone. What is your friend is the companies which make the Hardware; and the Software and Companies which makes you like it. These are Intel, nVidia, and Microsoft. With them the Computer is your friend and you may even call it a name like you would a dog or a cat; but without them; the Computer is your enemy and will hate you.
As to is the CPU your friend - it depends whether its put together by Apple (in which case it wants to kill you), AMD Built (in which case it will just sit their but will not like you), or Intel Forged (in which case it will be your greatest friend and ally through many troubles and many years).
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.