Tens of Thousands of Microsoft people are working on that very problem as we speak
Probably not now... its about Lunch Time but after Lunch - they will be working on the problem.
Do you really need all that stuff!
You've just topped my sister in the realms of most paranoid person I know.
There aren't 35 XP Patches if you install SP2? Only... 5, 10? After SP2 depending on the Hardware Configuration, as you may have some Hardware Updates available.