Oh my, heehee. He's begging for it so here goes:
For ultra-portable laptop, here's one from Dell UK:
BASE: Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T7500 Processor (2.2GHz,800MHz,4MB L2 cache)
OPERATING SYSTEM: Genuine Windows Vistaâ„¢ Home Premium - English
COLOUR CHOICE: Tuxedo Black & 2.0 mega pixel Camera for CCFL Display
LCD 13.3" UltraSharpâ„¢ WXGA (1280x800) CCFL Display (220nits) with TrueLifeâ„¢
MEMORY: 4096MB 667MHz Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM [2x2048]
HARD DRIVE: 200GB (7200RPM) SATA Hard Drive
GRAPHICS CARD: 128 MB NVIDIA® GeForce® 8400M GS
OPTICAL DRIVE: Fixed 8x DVD+/-RW Slim Slot Load Drive, including SW
PRIMARY BATTERY: Primary 9-cell Lithium-Ion Battery (85 WHr)
£1,565.12 Includes VAT & Shipping
Gaming:
BASE: Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T7600G Processor (2.33GHz,667MHz,4MB L2 cache)
OPERATING SYSTEM: Genuine Windows Vistaâ„¢ Home Premium - English
LCD 17.0" UltraSharpâ„¢ Wide Screen WUXGA (1920x1200) TFT Display with TrueLifeâ„¢
MEMORY: 4096MB 667MHz Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM [2x2048]
HARD DRIVE: 200GB (7200RPM) SATA Hard Drive
GRAPHICS CARD: 512MB DDR3 nVidia® GeForce™ Go 7950 GTX graphics card
OPTICAL DRIVE: Fixed Internal 8X DVD+/-RW Drive including software - Vista
PRIMARY BATTERY: 9 cell Lithium-Ion Battery (80 Whr)
£2,129.99 Includes VAT & Shipping