Dell needs to die, not IBM. IBM actually makes good computers, Dell does far from that!!
DUDE, I am Getting a Dell! Dude, WTF DUDE, DUDE!! THE DELL, ITS, OMFG DUDE, ITS DOA!!! AHAHAH! DUDE, NO!! *calls Dell's "customer support*
In a heavy Indian accent- Hello, thankyou for calling Dell Customer Support, my name is Ashib Hagmushigushisavarbaishi, badge number 24598721538125387912598705418790541798021549087247 908, how may I help you today?
*Hangs up phone*...
Umm, yeah, nice job Dell, brainwashing all of America into thinking that you make good computers and have decent tech support. LOL, you couldn't invent your way out of a cardboard box guys, sry to burst you bubble DUDE!