You sure that's all it's useful for?
The processors are 3.06 gig Xeons, btw. Gallatin, I think...they have hyperthreading. It even has a half-decent video card. I think it was a video editing computer. You sure it couldn't pull off a few older games? It's got to be better than what he has now...a single core 2.6Ghz Celeron computer with 64MB integrated graphics and a dead RAM slot.
And actually, the optiplex I'm on now is our media computer/file dump, lol.