ok, heres what to do:
open word and hold down ctrl+n which opens up a new doc. keep doing this and hopefully... EVENTUALLY.. the comp will crash..
i havnt tried it on xp but it works on 98. i am strange and in boring simpleton it lessons in school i have 'crash wars' with my friends to see who can crash the computer fastest. its funny and supprisingly, slightly entertaining..
if not, just pour lighter fluid in the ports and toss a lighted match in the general direction.. (havent tried that one in school yet