Personally, if I had my way with a Mac it would have to be by having a couple of naked girls jump up and down on it with metal shoes on until they get too tired to do it. Then the sledgehammer is brought out to finish the Mac off.
We can only hope they have a multi-processor range of the Home 64-bit Processors from Intel. That would be great - I'd have to svae up harder but it would be worth it.