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Raffaz 01-11-2007 04:15 PM

Worker outwits foreman
 
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine," says the Italian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I start work?

muz 01-11-2007 04:24 PM

Re: Worker outwits foreman
 
ha lol , oh yeah btw when you get the custum title

mammikoura 01-11-2007 04:46 PM

Re: Worker outwits foreman
 
lmao. Thats got to be the best one ever!

Neodude112320 01-11-2007 05:08 PM

Re: Worker outwits foreman
 
rofl! weredcha get that from??

alvino 01-11-2007 09:50 PM

Re: Worker outwits foreman
 
LOL! Hahah, nice one. :D

PCNoob 01-11-2007 10:39 PM

Re: Worker outwits foreman
 
Raffaz, that is awesome! These jokes of yours are outstanding!

Raffaz 01-12-2007 02:55 AM

Re: Worker outwits foreman
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by muz379
ha lol , oh yeah btw when you get the custum title

Cheers mate, i think i got it yesterday, thats when i noticed it anyway :)


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