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Wombät 06-03-2005 10:10 PM

Warning to male car drivers
 
Warning

A scam is being pulled, mainly on men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.

I wasn't able to find them on Sunday. :p

A man was walking along the beach in California and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened the bottle. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, " I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one."

The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I cannot fly, Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.

The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, " There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes them tick." The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

Mental Liberator 06-03-2005 10:15 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.


Are you seriose about this? Or is it just a joke? Because if you actually fell for it more than once, you must be a moron.

per 06-03-2005 10:19 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Yeah, Wombat! That's pretty dumb to fall for it that many times!! :>))

Wombät 06-03-2005 10:21 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BanChan
Are you seriose about this? Or is it just a joke? Because if you actually fell for it more than once, you must be a moron.

Some are thicker than others... just watch the moron bit when you are replying to posts by the way :p

alvino 06-03-2005 11:18 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Which means he's joking...:p

lurkswithin 06-04-2005 02:28 AM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Was she good looking, wombat?

Wombät 06-04-2005 02:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lurkswithin
Was she good looking, wombat?

Better than Shania Twain, awesome...

Tommy Boy 06-04-2005 10:41 AM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
and where did you find these naked soapy women??

Starr 06-04-2005 10:58 AM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
How much crap do you have in your back seat that they could rob you 7 times in one day.

Wombät 06-04-2005 04:12 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy Boy
and where did you find these naked soapy women??

The traffic light on the corner of Woondooma and Mulgrave Streets... :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starr
How much crap do you have in your back seat that they could rob you 7 times in one day.

I go home and put more crap in the back... :p


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Tommy Boy 06-04-2005 04:44 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wombat

The traffic light on the corner of Woondooma and Mulgrave Streets... :D


I go home and put more crap in the back... :p


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lmao.....I would too

David Lindon 06-04-2005 06:37 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Great jokes!

EliteGamer 06-04-2005 08:39 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Nice jokes. Man, you lucky to have soapy women giving you a carwash.

alvino 06-04-2005 10:24 PM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Haha, I wish that would happen to me! :D

UK31337 06-05-2005 06:47 AM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wombat
Warning

A scam is being pulled, mainly on men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.

I wasn't able to find them on Sunday. :p

Sorry, I really don't get this.

Steven11 06-05-2005 10:43 AM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
no, nor do i?

jay8990 06-05-2005 11:17 AM

Re: Warning to male car drivers
 
a get it

good one like!

Wombät 06-05-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malbuc87uk
Sorry, I really don't get this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steven11
no, nor do i?

What part of this JOKE, both of you do not understand? :D


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