So I come home last night...

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It was late so I wanted to be quiet because, in all assumption, people would be sleeping and I didn't want to wake them up. So I come in quietly but as soon as I walk in I hear the tell-tale sounds of someone having sex. "Ok", I thought "...it's coming from downstairs close to my room...obviously (i'll call her N) brought her Valentine's date home with her". I lol'd to myself. I went downstairs and saw that they had left the door open! WTF? I'm not even the only other person living here! Now comes the moment when a thousand ideas flooded into my head. They didn't hear me come in, they're still going at it...do I take a gander? How should I handle this?

I can see they must have been half way doing the deed on their way to the room as a few pieces of clothing, a hat and a cell phone were laying about the floor in the hall. Chances are that they were drunk and just didn't give a shit.

So I guess this is where I say I pussied out. I decided that I didn't want to risk being seen and, in all likelihood, all i would have gotten was a nice shot of that dude's ass. Also, it wouldn't have been worth the awkwardness that would have followed had N or her guy seen me. Then there was the thought that "spying" sounded really perverted to me. The downside of all this is that it wouldn't have been a bad sight to see her naked....she's actually kinda hot.

So I did what any respectable person would do and picked up her cellphone and browsed the erotic pictures that she(or someone) had taken of herself saved in it. Apparently she has a tattoo on her hip...hmm didn't know that.

Haha...anyways that was my night.
 
That's a good story. But I am a bit confused is "N" related to you? I'm a bit confused about that. Other than that you did the right thing. I know too many people that watch, record it, and put it on some porn site.
 
That's a good story. But I am a bit confused is "N" related to you? I'm a bit confused about that. Other than that you did the right thing. I know too many people that watch, record it, and put it on some porn site.

no no, sorry forgot to say, she's a housemate. No relation.
 
Should have totally pulled some kinda prank.

You missed an opportunity!

haha trust me, of all the things i was thinking of doing, 90% of them were ideas for pranks. Then I remembered that she likes to date really big guys and seeing as I didn't know what the guy she was doing looked like there was doubt that I could avoid getting my ass kicked.
 
I would of asked to join in... If she says yes. You get to have fun. Then in the morning it gives you something to talk about over coffee :)
 
I would of asked to join in... If she says yes. You get to have fun. Then in the morning it gives you something to talk about over coffee :)

I can see the response to that as "WTF!!?! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOOOOOMMM!!!!"

also, update: she's washing the bedsheets today. Good for her, maintaining hygiene and all.
 
I can see the response to that as "WTF!!?! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOOOOOMMM!!!!"

also, update: she's washing the bedsheets today. Good for her, maintaining hygiene and all.

lol! I would be as awkward as possible and ask her what she did last night for valentines day. See what kind of story she came up with.

You should have sat at the doorway and started jerking.

edit: Or film it :D

OR BOTH!
 
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