RuneScaper1
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If your working tv sits ontop of your non-working tv
if a cop pulls u over and askes for your id and u show him your belt buckle
if someone says your a redneck and u check your neck
if your kids first words were attention Wal-Mart shopers
if everyday someone comes knocking on your door asking if your having a yard sale
if youv'e ever finacied a tattoo
if your dad's last words were "Hey y'all watch this
if you think the last words to the star-spangled banner is "Gentle Men start your engines"
if someone says you have somthing in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is
if your dog has more teeth than your wife
YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!!!
if a cop pulls u over and askes for your id and u show him your belt buckle
if someone says your a redneck and u check your neck
if your kids first words were attention Wal-Mart shopers
if everyday someone comes knocking on your door asking if your having a yard sale
if youv'e ever finacied a tattoo
if your dad's last words were "Hey y'all watch this
if you think the last words to the star-spangled banner is "Gentle Men start your engines"
if someone says you have somthing in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is
if your dog has more teeth than your wife
YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!!!
