Bra Sizes

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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" asks the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady indicating the sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied "There is the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them!
The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
Well, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction!
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
 
Lol; Its funny cause its true! :D

I'd have to go against Moneyman's Weird Boobs lust though - I'd have to say

{D} Dang!

for reasons only my girlfriend and I should know about ;)
 
hehe {DD} please

i bet everyone else can predict how this thread is gona turn out
 
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