Sausage roll
sprinter chops
Bandana man
Tramp
Orange bloke
Reduced to clear man
Gooseberry
Press stud
Chipolata
Forest bloke
Camouflage man
Stig of dump
Scrapman
Sausage roll
sprinter chops
Bandana man
Tramp
Orange bloke
Reduced to clear man
Gooseberry
Press stud
Chipolata
Forest bloke
Camouflage man
Stig of dump
Scrapman
Oh, if you want to know what my wife calls me then that is a different story. Other than my name she uses the usual suspects, like "babe" and honey". There are others but those are only used in more intimate settings.