Having to reassure your audience that something is factual is typically a good indicator that it's not. The paradox of human communication is pretty well documented.
Spoiler alert: There's no harp filled scene to which you're going solely on the condition that you've never had desires that are frowned upon.
You can post any number of deceptions, but to say that you've never had a desire that your current situation doesn't allow you to participate in is ... well who are you trying to fool? Me? Your wife? (Maybe she has an account?) or yourself?
You are not exempt to the dualistic and dichotomous nature of humans. All humans. You are not so special that you lack a certain element of rascal-ity... the "yetzer hara" so to speak. You've never walked by a hot woman and had thoughts about what you would enjoy doing? Of course you have! You are not an anomaly. It's natural. But you cannot act on those. The cocaine night w/ hookers was somewhat of a strawman example, but thanks for demonstrating your open mindedness by going after a strawman literally and exclusively.
You're not who were you five minutes ago..... so I guess I don't understand this. You are a constant process of change, along with the entirety of this universe, and yet you claim to be immovable? You fear or reject a process that is inevitable and impossible to escape?
Please, for the benefit of all mankind, how have you resisted the universe for all this time?
