A sentence at a time

Celery · Nov 8, 2016

Once upon a time there was a frog on the lily pad.

Technician1 · Nov 8, 2016

It wasn't a very large lily pad, but it wasn't the smallest lily pad in the pond either and the frog was quite content with it.

~mr mixx~ · Nov 9, 2016

He really loved that lily pad, and he wanted to share it with a lady frog.

Celery · Nov 9, 2016

But then he sees a damsel walking by on the path.

Technician1 · Nov 9, 2016

And at that moment, he realized he had not the slightest interest in her, he realized he was gay.

~mr mixx~ · Nov 9, 2016

He felt so ashamed at being gay, that he decided to be bi instead bcuz he still has some feelings towards lady frogs.

Celery · Nov 9, 2016

But that damsel looked interesting so he whistled at her.

Technician1 · Nov 9, 2016

She ignored him completely, thinking to herself, "What would I want with an obviously gay frog?", and hopped quickly away.

~mr mixx~ · Nov 10, 2016

Then he felt like a complete idiot and decided he was going to pig out on fly ice cream.

Celery · Nov 10, 2016

Then he got so fat and heavy that he sunk his lily pad.