Celery Golden Master Messages 6,355 Location USA Nov 8, 2016 #1 Once upon a time there was a frog on the lily pad.
Technician1 BSOD Messages 963 Location US Nov 8, 2016 #2 It wasn't a very large lily pad, but it wasn't the smallest lily pad in the pond either and the frog was quite content with it.
It wasn't a very large lily pad, but it wasn't the smallest lily pad in the pond either and the frog was quite content with it.
~mr mixx~ The Candyman Messages 11,355 Location USA Nov 9, 2016 #3 He really loved that lily pad, and he wanted to share it with a lady frog.
OP OP Celery Golden Master Messages 6,355 Location USA Nov 9, 2016 #4 But then he sees a damsel walking by on the path.
Technician1 BSOD Messages 963 Location US Nov 9, 2016 #5 And at that moment, he realized he had not the slightest interest in her, he realized he was gay.
~mr mixx~ The Candyman Messages 11,355 Location USA Nov 9, 2016 #6 He felt so ashamed at being gay, that he decided to be bi instead bcuz he still has some feelings towards lady frogs.
He felt so ashamed at being gay, that he decided to be bi instead bcuz he still has some feelings towards lady frogs.
OP OP Celery Golden Master Messages 6,355 Location USA Nov 9, 2016 #7 But that damsel looked interesting so he whistled at her.
Technician1 BSOD Messages 963 Location US Nov 9, 2016 #8 She ignored him completely, thinking to herself, "What would I want with an obviously gay frog?", and hopped quickly away.
She ignored him completely, thinking to herself, "What would I want with an obviously gay frog?", and hopped quickly away.
~mr mixx~ The Candyman Messages 11,355 Location USA Nov 10, 2016 #9 Then he felt like a complete idiot and decided he was going to pig out on fly ice cream.
OP OP Celery Golden Master Messages 6,355 Location USA Nov 10, 2016 #10 Then he got so fat and heavy that he sunk his lily pad.