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A scatter brain guy had a urine analysis. The doctor tells him "you have diabetes". The man didn't believe and told him to check again.The doctor checks again and says "yup, you have diabetes". "No no, one more time", said the man.The doctor checks again... and again... for many times because of his insistence. The man finally left, still not believing the doctor.
The next day, the man took a sample of his urine, a sample of his wife's urine and a sample of his car's engine oil, and mixed them together to take them to the doctor to see the doctor's worth. Test is done and the doctor tells the man this: "Your wife is pregnant, your car has 500 miles on the clock in this engine oil change, and you, ay hole, have diabetes."
The next day, the man took a sample of his urine, a sample of his wife's urine and a sample of his car's engine oil, and mixed them together to take them to the doctor to see the doctor's worth. Test is done and the doctor tells the man this: "Your wife is pregnant, your car has 500 miles on the clock in this engine oil change, and you, ay hole, have diabetes."