Jokes N Stuff!

Husband calls wife at her parent's home after she left him:

Husband: dear, please come back home. I'm sorry!
Wife: look around you, is there a cup?

Husband: ah... nope!
Wife: go get one from the kitchen.

Husband: okay, got it!
Wife: throw it on the ceramic floor.

Husband: okay... *THROW*
Wife: now return it back to how it was before it broke.

Husband: sure... um, it didn't break, it's a plastic cup!
Wife: that's... ah, my point is... what the heck, don't be useless and come and pick me up back home.

Women! :blink:
 
I apologize. Didn't mean to be inappropriate.
Looking at it again, i can clearly see it shouldn't be here.
I reported the post, so an admin will get the message and remove it.
 
BE, SG's just messing with your head so no apology needed. He's got a weird sense of humor. I think the desert heat got to him. :lol:
 
Well the joke itself shouldn't have been the issue.
Hell, i'll post it again down below.
But the image of the woman spitting some white stuff out might be stepping slightly on the rules. Even though it looked more like milk than man juice :D

The Joke:
Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent dna in some women.
Unfortunately most of them spit it out.
 
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