Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women comes home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.
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Yo Mama is so bald, when you rub her head, you can see into the future.