Jokes N Stuff!

[Smart_Guy]

You guys are wrong lol. I hate bees, they sting me even if I don't move! No matter what i do they try to sting me, so yes, I hate bees very much and panic at even the sight of a bee flyin anywhere near me.

Change your cologne

 

[BikerEcho]

@Smart guy: Haha. Yeah that might be it.

 

[~mr mixx~]

And NikonGuy, don't wear black shirts...bee's hate black.

 

[Smart_Guy]

If they hate black stuff, shouldn't that send them away?

 

[BK_123]

You'd think so but it must enrage them and want to attack even more..

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hmm... have a look at my avatar

I guess it's the thumbs up that keeps me safe... or the smile

 

[Draygoes]

Hmm... have a look at my avatar

I guess it's the thumbs up that keeps me safe... or the smile

Probably both.

 

[donetao]

Hi You might try this. It works for wild elephants. Not sure about Bees?

A beatnik is walking down the street snapping his fingers continuously. A guy stops him and asks, "Why are you snapping your fingers all the time?" The beatnik answers, "To keep wild elephants away." "That's ridiculous!", says the guy. The Beatnik replies, "Oh, yeah? You don't see any wild elephants around do you?"

The same reasoning seems to apply to Bush's justifications for torture and kangaroo courts. If he isn't allowed to use torture, imprisonment without trial, and kangaroo courts that withhold evidence...we'll be overrun by wild elephants..er..terrorists.

 

[Draygoes]

Hi You might try this. It works for wild elephants. Not sure about Bees?

Bad idea for elefents, much less people. Neat joke though!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Yeah, tourists are annoying