Jokes N Stuff!

[cb600fshornet]

(Tasteless joke alert)
A bloke walks into the bar and his friend shouts out to him

"Where ya been all day?"

"Ah, this morning I was walking through the train yard when I came across a woman tied to the tracks."

"Bloody hell!"

"Yeah, I untied her and we've been having sex all day. But I'm so tired now that I thought I'd come in for a pint."

"Geez... You lucky bastard... Did she give you head?"

"No... I looked everywhere but couldn't find it."

ahahahahahahaha

 

[Draygoes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPJWuImLbtc

 

[BikerEcho]

 

[donetao]

 

[Draygoes]

Figure (a) is where we should be. Figure (b) is where we are.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

 

[setishock]

Hey Draygoes, check this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

 

[Draygoes]

LOL Nice!
tenchars

 

[Celery]

Early one morning an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife,
" Honey ! Come see what I created ! It's an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama Administration ! "

She yelled back, " Flush the toilet, Herman, and come eat your breakfast ! "

 

[Smart_Guy]

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!

 

[setishock]