That one is so old that I remember telling it as a kid 50 years ago!I forgot to change the color of the text on the punchline lol
Anyway, this is safe for work.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve (ontheline.Jokes)
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.â€
Well, there goes lunch.After Jackson safely got up from that fall and had a word with Brandon's mother, they both decided to take a walk to clear things up between them. On their way, they found some pile of brown stuff on the pavement.
Brandon: hey look Jackson, it's poop!
Jackson: no silly, that's chocolate!
Brandon: wanna bet? let's taste it and find out.
Jackson: you're on.
(they both taste it)
Brandon: see? it's poop after all.
Jackson: yeah, you're right. That's a close one, good thing we didn't step on it.
Smart Guy, sometimes you're disgusting.