Jokes N Stuff!

Why was 6 mad when 7 won her a teddy bear? Because 711482.
One of my dearest friends made that joke, she works for google and taught me basically everything that I needed to know to get started.

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And one of my favorite jokes because its just fun...
"Why did the farmer win the award? He was outstanding in his field."
 
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin's Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin's condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn't the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I'm sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
 
The Windows One one would have won if it jumped the gun... I guess!

Note: I heard some rumors Windows 10 was supposed to be called Windows One Like Xbox One.
 
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