There was once a man in a plane.
Unfortunately, he fell out of the plane.
Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute.
Unfortunately, the parachute failed to open.
Fortunately, there was a haystack below him.
Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork sticking out of the haystack.
Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork.
Unfortunately, he missed the haystack.
That made my day!3 guys were talking.
1st guy - 2 people making love is called a two-some.
2nd guy - 3 people making love is called a three-some.
3rd guy - So that makes me handsome?