That darn persistent snail

[Celery]

Over a week ago I noticed that my back door was hard to open and close the deadbolt lock. I checked the jamb and found a small snail wedged in there. I picked it off and tossed it in the yard. Now my door is easier to lock.

A day or two later I'm having trouble with the door again and there's that darn snail again in the same spot. I picked it off, called him a little bugger and threw it as far as I can into my yard.

Today he's back in the same spot, making it hard for me again. WTF is his problem? I picked it again and this time I tossed him in the toilet and flushed him.

Let's see you come back you little bugger!

 

[strollin]

Are you sure it's the same snail? They all look alike to me.

 

[Celery]

I'm sure it's the same one. Same size, same spot and all.

I'll let you know if I get a snail in my doorway again.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Eat those losers. Boil them and eat them

Wait, are snails edible?

 

[Celery]

What am I, French?

 

[setishock]

I was all set to scarf down my breakfast. Suddenly I'm not hungry any more...

 

[cb600fshornet]

They're a delicacy in places!

Escargot

 

[Draygoes]

Over a week ago I noticed that my back door was hard to open and close the deadbolt lock. I checked the jamb and found a small snail wedged in there. I picked it off and tossed it in the yard. Now my door is easier to lock.

A day or two later I'm having trouble with the door again and there's that darn snail again in the same spot. I picked it off, called him a little bugger and threw it as far as I can into my yard.

Today he's back in the same spot, making it hard for me again. WTF is his problem? I picked it again and this time I tossed him in the toilet and flushed him.

Let's see you come back you little bugger!

You are so kind to let it live. Most would have killed the thing. I am guessing you are an animal lover?

 

[Celery]

Yeah, to some degree.

 

[~mr mixx~]

That's a funny story Celery....That snail has some big balls to keep coming back after being thrown into the yard.