A reporter is interviewing a withered, frail man sitting on a park bench.
"Excuse me sir but you look like a very wise old man. Can you tell us your secrets for a long life?"
The man says, "I drink a quart of whiskey everyday, smoke 2 packs of cigarettes and a half dozen cigars, eat nothing but fast food and the only exercise I get is by making love to my wife 6 times a day."
The reporter exclaimed, "That's amazing! If you don't mind my asking, exactly how old are you?"
The man replied, "I turned 30 on my last birthday."
"Excuse me sir but you look like a very wise old man. Can you tell us your secrets for a long life?"
The man says, "I drink a quart of whiskey everyday, smoke 2 packs of cigarettes and a half dozen cigars, eat nothing but fast food and the only exercise I get is by making love to my wife 6 times a day."
The reporter exclaimed, "That's amazing! If you don't mind my asking, exactly how old are you?"
The man replied, "I turned 30 on my last birthday."