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Three crazy people decided to rob a bank. The plan was as following:
One, takes the watch and gives a sign when the coast is clear, the second gets to the bank to rob it, and the third calls the police!
 
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The same three crazy people in my last joke decided to make an ambulance out of their van. The plan is as following:
One drives, the other yells out loud "weeeeee yoooooo weeeee yooooo", and the third sits (no pun intended lol) on top of the van and yells out loud "red blue red blue red blue". They couldn't afford a siren.
 
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