Jokes N Stuff!

[Draygoes]

With the tags, or the joke?
EDIT: Oops, typed black instead of blue LOL

 

[Celery]

There you go.

 

[Draygoes]

{Insert Emoticon with Toung stuck out here}

 

[Celery]

(insert raspberry)

 

[Smart_Guy]

Insert your system disk...

 

[Celery]

Q:If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?




A: Made her chain too long.

 

[~mr mixx~]

Teacher: You know you cant sleep in my class
Kid: but maybe if you were a little quieter I would.

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Thieves broke into the local movie theater and stole $240 dollars..
They took a bag of popcorn and a large drink.

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The beer diet is not very good for losing weight... However, if you wanna lose a wallet, phone or girlfriend... it's perfect!

 

[Draygoes]

Social Media Examples Using Donuts

TWITTER: I'm eating a donut
FACEBOOK: I like eating donuts
FOURSQUARE: This is where I eat donuts
INSTAGRAM: Here is a vintage picture of my donut
YOUTUBE: Here I am eating a donut
LINKED IN: My skills include donut eating
PINTEREST: Here is a donut recipe
LAST FM: now listening to "Donuts"
G+: I am a Google employee who eats donuts

 

[Celery]

Draygoes, donut do this again.

 

[Draygoes]

I "donut" think that I have posted this here before, so lets see...

Guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2013
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas trips. This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to
satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather
strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."