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Old 12-30-2014, 11:09 PM   #97
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The highway patrol pulled over a car with two women for driving too slow.

Patrol: Maam, you're going to have to speed up to 55 mph on this highway. You're doing only 36 mph.

Driver: But officer, that sign back there says 36.

Patrol: Maam, that's the name of the highway you're on. It's not a speed limit sign.

Passenger: HUH!

Patrol: (looking in the car and see her shaking) Maam. are you all right?

Passenger: We just got off 113.
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