Random Chit Chat

[BikerEcho]

Chuck Norris don't get hemorrhoids. His anus is steel.
He once swallowed a live grenade and craped out the fragments.
^^

 

[Smart_Guy]

Gotta know his secret then!

Hemorrhoids are so annoying!

OUCH

 

[~mr mixx~]

To be honest i think they got the name wrong. Why do they call them hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called asteroids?

 

[Smart_Guy]

It's because it hit humans not little donkeys!

Wait, do little donkeys have hemorrhoids?

 

[~mr mixx~]

Well it could be a lot worse. How about elephants with hemorrhoids?

That would really be painful to them, and they would probably be the size of baseballs...

Wait a minute, how did we ever start talking about hemorrhoids?

 

[BikerEcho]

something about chuck norris i think.
Btw, Did you guys know that Chuck Norris died 20 years ago?
Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

[~mr mixx~]

Haha, good one...

Time sure has a way of flying right by. It seems to me that everything is speeding up. I can't believe we are already on the 3rd month of this year. It's just crazy to me.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I can't believe I was 30 years old 2 years ago!

And I had a hemorrhoidectomy last year!

Oh boy, back to hemorrhoids!

 

[BK_123]

So I've decided to do a clean out of all my old computers and gear and give some away, 2 boxes full of gear and 2 desktops and eMac. Keeping a box full of parts, 2 desktops and 3 monitors. Getting a hopefully decent desktop tomorrow

 

[BikerEcho]

Well have fun with that.

I got me a pre-owned motorcycle last Monday.
An SV650s 09. Runs great. It has only traveled 8000KM. (almost 5000 miles)
I noticed that it's high speed performance didn't meet my expectations. So i checked with a mechanic. He told me that i had a throttle limiter installed. With such thing you can get cheaper insurance. But i just want it removed so i get the full performance