While it's very true and really funny, I do use facebook. I only use the mobile app on my phone or ipad so I miss most of the destkop updates. I rarely (if ever) actually go to "facebook.com". I only have about 50-75 friends and family members on my account. Bascially my policy is 'if I wouldn't stop and talk to you if I saw you at the mall, then you're not close enough of a friend to be on my facebook profile'.