Cows and the economy

[T-Man]

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

Yeah sounds like what we would do, but we would also throw 1 of the cows on the barbie as well.

 

[Celegorm]

Yeah sounds like what we would do, but we would also throw 1 of the cows on the barbie as well.

Now I'm hungry, thirsty and booking a ticket to your house, when's dinner?


Haha seriously a great list. I had to pass it on.

 

[David Lindon]

Very good!

 

[connchri]

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Now if they would just engineer a car that lasts 100 years, needs fuel once a month, and maintains itself.

Watch this space, no doubt if anyone pulls it off it will be the Germans!