His son is much worse. The whole family needs to be removed...
Rest in pieces asshole!
BREAKING NEWS: The White House is working diligently to mask a press conference that went horribly awry this evening in Washington, DC. President Obama made the announcement, "America sends its regards to the world after Kim Kardashian's death as we would any other member of the global community. Her blank stares, crazy family, and dictatorial control of the media with shiny things will not be missed -- but they will be remembered in history nonetheless. We can only hope that the younger Kardashians will bring less pain and moral turpitude to the world than their predecessor did."
Press agents sprinted to the podium to clarify that it was Kim Jong Il, not Ms. Kardashian, who passed away this Sunday evening. Upon hearing the news that he had spoken about the wrong Kim, Obama reportedly quipped, "I see no difference. Good night, America."
Most likely, his death will be blamed on America.