Movie Lines

'' You may take our lives, but you'll never take our freeedoom! ''

and one of my personal fav's:

'' Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! ''
 
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle.
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But you can't win much either.
----Mike McDermott (Matt Damon), Rounders

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
----Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Dirty Harry

There's no crying in baseball!
----Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), A League of Their Own

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
----Carl Spackler (Bill Murray), Caddyshack

Well, I believe in the soul, the c*(k, the p&$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
----Crash Davis (Kevin Costner), Bull Durham

THIS IS SPARTA!!!
----King Leonidas (Gerald Butler), 300

Why so serious?
----The Joker (Heath Ledger), The Dark Knight
 
" Dabblin in watercolors now?"
Jimmy Valiant have come out of the bathroom and with his pants around his ankles is standing opposite to Jessica Rabbit. In walks Jimmy's girlfriend and reads the whole thing wrong. But I do love that line.
" You mean you could have pulled your hand out at any time?" " Yes but it wouldn't have been funny." When Jimmy is sawing on the handcuffs trying to get loose from Roger.
" I'm not bad, they just draw me that way. " Best line in the whole movie...
 
"This... Is... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA"
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The scene in Goodfellas where Tommy is telling a story to his fellow gangsters and Henry calls him "a funny guy".
 
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As you can see, I get bored a lot.



Super-Impressive, but border-line illegal. It's illegal to make money "unfit for circulation".

...... according to Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code, this is defined as "mutilating, cutting, disfiguring, perforating, uniting or cementing together, or doing anything else to a bank bill with the intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued.......
 
Super-Impressive, but border-line illegal. It's illegal to make money "unfit for circulation".

...... according to Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code, this is defined as "mutilating, cutting, disfiguring, perforating, uniting or cementing together, or doing anything else to a bank bill with the intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued.......

Which is why I spent it.

I've made more as well.
 
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