Rearrange the keys on your keyboard. I think there is a software way to change it to DVORAK.
I'm still using QWERTY. I would have to change so many keyboards if I were to do the switch. I already type something like 90wpm so I don't really need to switch to DVORAK.
I would just rearrange the keys, but they are all different heights.
I have Dvorak on my iBook and love it.
More things that grind my gears...
Forks. Why do they always have four prongs on them? i wish thy would mix it up for once, and put five, or even three.
"Plastic silverware." If it's made of plastic, it should be called plasticware.
People who have gigantic wallets that they cannot even fit in their pockets. IDK, but it annoys me.
Anyone who owns a prius. Why is that when you buy a hybrid car, you automatically become some sort of environment snob?
The measurement system used int the US. WTF is this s**t?
People who buy old POS trucks and put giant wheels on them, yet never once take them offroad. Epic poser move.
Kids with laser pointers.
People who freak the hell out every time they see a wasp. It's just a wasp, and I think running and screaming will make it more likely to sting you.
XFX.
Those chocolate easter rabbits. They taste like crap, but I get one every year.
People who will actually scream over their food order being messed up.