My Cookie Game

Loyalties are thin, i offer him all the tea in china and he gives me the cookie
 
spikes a coffee with ex lax, and you drink it. Steals the cookie while your in the washroom
 
That's not chocolate chip, thats ex lax with ipecac

Steals the cookie while your trying to figure out to barf or explode
 
As you lift the cookies the indiana jones style boobie trap nets you. Demz cookiez r MINE!
 
...and as you look into the mirror and are horrified by what you see, you're stunned and i whip said cookie away.
 
Running for the door you tread on the mirror, your 7 years bad luck starts straight away as you fall over i whip the cookies away
 
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