What makes you piss yourself?

That picture of that guy with the spider on his face........

Not fond of spiders, at least big scary ones like that. As long as they're small enough to fit under my shoe I'm good....:)
 
Well, not so much in winter. We live right next to woods, then a creek. I'm sure if I looked in my crawlspace I'd walk into a battle against giant spiders and even bigger rats. I guess that's why we have a cat. A really big cat. That'll eat a lion...So...
 
Weeeeeel... The thing that tends to freak me out are my unusual dreams. I mean, my dreams tend to get very morbid after a while... like one time, I dreamt that I triped and fell on a sidewalk, scraping my nose a little - so I scratch the wound a little bit, but accidentally begin to peel off my entire face. It was a slow and painful process, though I manage to wake up without pissin myself.

I'm pretty sure that is from poltergeist.
 
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LMAO +1
 
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