you can't even use a mouse, a computer looks like a futuristic machine to you.
I can remember when I couldn't use a mouse, it really wasn't all that long ago.
you can't type and you are getting used to using the mouse.
strangely I could always type though, that's because I was around in the days of word 3, when all commands were accessed through letter combinations, not necessarily mouse clicks, can you imagine using a spreadsheet application without a mouse? good old 186 computers...
you type with 3 fingers and is just getting used to using the internet.
to be honest I only really ever type with three fingers, and I don't really see what's wrong with that.. (I only ever use the little fingers for pressing shift, and use thumbs for space), works for me and I type at a reasonable rate.
you can surf email and watch movies, type at 30 words a second and install your own games.
yes.
you know basic function of a computer and have mastered them, you can make your own basic game.
yes.
you can make a decent 2d side scroller, as well as hack into administrator privlieges.
yes, yes.
you can make your own spyware, and can make a 2d game similar to rct1 and 2.
done it before, and never bothered before
you can make a virus, can make your own credit card info and a mid 90s era 3d game.
yes, if I wanted, don't need a computer for that, all the calculations used to check the number are far easier to do in your head or on a scrap of paper, and why would I want to do that exactly?
you can make your own computer from scratch, it may not work with any operating system.
done it plenty of times, and it always worked with my chosen operating system
you and can change the way a system works, such as the task bar flipping.
yes.
but I don't really think that's particularly advanced either
working from the bottom I get stuck at level three because of my poor typing skills...
we need more poll options!
how about...
11, you can change the way a system works, such as over clocking. squeezing out all the spare performance that you can.
12, windows? what windows I use linux.
13, GUI - I need no GUI.
14, I design and make my own web pages
15, I design and make my own software
16, I set up my own windows servers
17, I set up my own linux/unix servers
18, I set up software on my own servers
19, I set up enterprise level solutions on my servers
20, I see the matrix
21, (Black jack!), I can control the matrix
22, I realise that there is no matrix, it was just a film.