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Tim

A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.(That's actually dead on...)

The shit. Better than awesome. Undeniably amazing.
Another good one...

And finally:

Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable
To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.

LOL! There was about 7 pages of definitions though...
 
The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He's sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he's concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. He is so wonderful, it's almost impossible to find the words to match.

Or. . .

(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
 
Oh crap, this is really really accurate.
The title or name given to someone with perceived supreme intelligence. Often envied for their seemingly effortless ability to be such an ass. They must qualify for this position with an amazingly sculpted buttocks and be in supreme physical and mental state.

In the eyes of a mere mortal, they are also accused of having the traits of vanity, promiscuity, chastity and flirtatiousness. Not to be confused with miles, and there is no accurate conversion to kilometers. A direct quote from one great myles: "pft only has one f, singular, uno".

If you know some one with such an honorable title of myles then you should praise and glorify them in every sense of the word. Those with true intentions will be rewarded with eternal happiness in everything they do.
Wow! That guy is so cool, such a myles.

Hey, that guy must be made of awesome...obviously a myles.

myles! I just wanted to let you know that you are awesome in every sense of the word.

MORE!!!!

Myles (v). To wordily talk your way out of a predicament you could not otherwise reason your way out of
"Yes, I myles'd my way out of work tonight!"

another word for witty
he is so witty or myles

Myles (v): A name given to someone who possess awesomeness. Who shows that nothing can break them down. Can be funny or just plain mean. Likes fast cars and iced tea. Loud, exciting life filled with adventure.
"It would be an honor to call you Myles"

an italien also known as "WAPPA G"

wow check out that WAPPA G
"hey isnt that myles ?"
YA thats one cool WAPPA G

A Boy with the Heterotype of having brown hair, and a really nice person to be around. Common girlfreind name for a Myles would be Kari. Usually gets really jealous if his girlfreind is with someone other then him. Favorite store is Hollister.
"Hey, I just Saw Myles yesterday, what a cool guy."

"I just saw Myles with some sword."

a name usually used when u refer to sumone retarded and/or gay
used to show a person with disablities
a myles usually eats a ton and says OMG every 3 seconds

this name is given to kids when their parents or sumone wants them to get made fun of

common nicks name include
yardstick
inches
freak

people names myles usually end up killing themselves due to their life
"did u see that guy?"
"yea i think he had sum form of myles"

These ones suck. 1st one was awesome. The related words:

Miles, Milez, awesome, stroke, sucks, myls, laid, intelligence, envied, cute, buttocks, bag, ass

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Myles
 
Dumbass polack (or "polak" as he stupidly thinks). Dye your hair a normal color and get in some regular-fitting pants, faggot! Punk rock died in the '70s! Quit rapeing Joey Ramone's corpse with your shitty taste in music.

guy with long hair who has AMAZINGLY HOT pants ....whoa i want in them

Not very accurate, but whatever.
 
LOL:

"Eliot is the only rational way to spell the name sometimes seen as Elliot, Elliott, or the extreme case of Elliotte. Though the name is short and sweet, don't let this fool you-- Eliot is a famous landscape architect with an avid interest in toilet words, a soft taste in music, and a flawless personality often associated with pop rocks rather than water chestnuts.

Eliot is commonly known, in different spellings, as the child from E.T. or the blonde girl on scrubs-- both exemplary forms of the care for other beings (whether extraterrestrial or sick) and spontaneous actions (from riding a flying bike to getting back together with JD). Eliot shows care through generous sharing of alcohol and constant affection to his girlfriend. And spontaneous actions? Besides dandelion dancing and kite flying, Ask about the scar on his hand or the many stories accompanying it. "

I do actually have a scar on my hand :S
 
first off excuse me for the language.

1. Ronald 110 up, 57 down love it hate it

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".
Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.
 
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