LMAO, I think their are only a couple that fit me:
Honorary Stay-up-till-the-wee-hours-of-the-morning-on-CF Member (a few of you would understand this; Vampist would)
or
Honorary Person-most-likely-to-have-the-exact-same-ideas-dealing-with-Raidmax-cases-as-PokerDegenerate Member (he might be the only one to gunderstand that)
IDK, I'm not good at stuff like this.