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Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

^^^For whatever, reason. I laughed my ass off at that.^^^
Here's something you all may have already seen:
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Root, one of our local Moderators, has a funny signature, too:

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian…
Im sick of people saying 'dont waste paper'. If trees wanted to live, they'd all carry guns."
 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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