Oh so your camera broken conveniently after you took two pictures and uploaded them right? You just accidentally dropped it in your fish tank right?
Your web cam software isn't workin huh? Not workin because you don't own a computer that is capable of using a web cam? huh?
You probably on your iphone typing this forum. All he asked was for you to take a piece of paper NO TAPE OR GLUE NEEDED... *sigh* Put it next to the computer.. and take a picture. But of course ... your camera broke.. As soon as you took two pictures. Oh.. It's a two picture disposable right? One of those huh?
I'm callin shenanigans.
Take note this would be the reason you have a negative rep for your rep.