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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3275215.html?menu=news.quirkies

Russian man survives five storey fall - twice

A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."
 
"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."
Gotta love it. :D
 
The Lord must love to be entertained by the antics of drunks. Could explain why He made so many of them...
 
What... The.. Hell... Well I suppose if you made it the first try "whose up for round two?".. What the heck was on this guys mind I wonder. besides the nagging of his obviously loving wife... :rolleyes:
 
What... The.. Hell... Well I suppose if you made it the first try "whose up for round two?".. What the heck was on this guys mind I wonder. besides the nagging of his obviously loving wife... :rolleyes:

Sounds like the tiger Diego from Ice Age when they are going through the big ice race. LOL. :D :D :D

And ahh yes, the nagging of a loving wife. That's the thing I missed about my first GF. She never got mad at me once about anything the 9 months we dated. And she still hasn't gotten mad at me the 4 months we've been talking as best friends since we broke up. LOL.
 
Sounds like the tiger Diego from Ice Age when they are going through the big ice race. LOL. :D :D :D

And ahh yes, the nagging of a loving wife. That's the thing I missed about my first GF. She never got mad at me once about anything the 9 months we dated. And she still hasn't gotten mad at me the 4 months we've been talking as best friends since we broke up. LOL.

Little off topic but I'm curious.. Why did you break up?
 
Little off topic but I'm curious.. Why did you break up?

I don't know really. Her life was just hectic and I sorta thought she might be cheating me. And it was driving us apart. She dances professionally and she didn't know what she wanted to do with college after her senior year. So yeah, just stress on both of our ends. We still have feelings for each other, but we wanted a break. We still talk plenty though. We might start dating again though.
 
I don't know really. Her life was just hectic and I sorta thought she might be cheating me. And it was driving us apart. She dances professionally and she didn't know what she wanted to do with college after her senior year. So yeah, just stress on both of our ends. We still have feelings for each other, but we wanted a break. We still talk plenty though. We might start dating again though.

She cheated on you. Multiple times.

Trust me.

Multiple.
 
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