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Homemade joke coming up
A duck walks into a bar and asks "you got any grapes?"
Bartender says "no we only serve alcohol here"
Duck walks out only to come in the next day
says "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says "NO!! we only serve alcohol here!"
Duck walks out casually and again comes in the next day
"got any grapes?"
the Bartender is furious and yells out" NO WE ONLY SERVE ALCOHOL, NOW GET OUT OR I AM GOING TO HAVE TO NAIL YO"UR FEET TO THE GROUND!!!"
Duck runs out scared for his life to come in the next day .... AGAIN
Bartender goes "what the hell do you want, i don't have any grapes"
Ducks says "no,no,no i was wondering if you had any nails"
Bartender says "why the hell would we have any nails?!?!?!?!?"
Duck: so you ave no nails?
Bartender NO!!
Duck: ...... sooooooo ...... uhhhhhh .... ya got any grapes
i was told this one
5 people crash land on a island filled with fruit from around the world there are cannibals. The cannibals say that they must each stick 10 pieces of fruit into their butt. or they will get eaten.
1st guy comes back with 10 melon Couldn't get it up there chops his head off and eats em
2nd guy comes with 10 coconuts and SOMEHOW manages to get 1 in there (OUCH!!!) .... not 10 chops his head off
3rd gets some bananas gets 5 up there (must have some experience.......) not enough chops head off
4th guy is smart and gets 10 grapes he manages to get 9 grapes up there looks at the other guy and starts cracking up chops head off
they all meet in heaven afterwards and the 3 were like "why did you laugh, you could've lived?!?!?!?
The guy says "the fifth guy had 10 Pineapples"
A duck walks into a bar and asks "you got any grapes?"
Bartender says "no we only serve alcohol here"
Duck walks out only to come in the next day
says "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says "NO!! we only serve alcohol here!"
Duck walks out casually and again comes in the next day
"got any grapes?"
the Bartender is furious and yells out" NO WE ONLY SERVE ALCOHOL, NOW GET OUT OR I AM GOING TO HAVE TO NAIL YO"UR FEET TO THE GROUND!!!"
Duck runs out scared for his life to come in the next day .... AGAIN
Bartender goes "what the hell do you want, i don't have any grapes"
Ducks says "no,no,no i was wondering if you had any nails"
Bartender says "why the hell would we have any nails?!?!?!?!?"
Duck: so you ave no nails?
Bartender NO!!
Duck: ...... sooooooo ...... uhhhhhh .... ya got any grapes
i was told this one
5 people crash land on a island filled with fruit from around the world there are cannibals. The cannibals say that they must each stick 10 pieces of fruit into their butt. or they will get eaten.
1st guy comes back with 10 melon Couldn't get it up there chops his head off and eats em
2nd guy comes with 10 coconuts and SOMEHOW manages to get 1 in there (OUCH!!!) .... not 10 chops his head off
3rd gets some bananas gets 5 up there (must have some experience.......) not enough chops head off
4th guy is smart and gets 10 grapes he manages to get 9 grapes up there looks at the other guy and starts cracking up chops head off
they all meet in heaven afterwards and the 3 were like "why did you laugh, you could've lived?!?!?!?
The guy says "the fifth guy had 10 Pineapples"