rohan23 Posted: I'd take an insane gaming rig for my old girlfriend.
1) Computers don't require you spend so much money on them.> $600 bucks for a video card? Dinner and a movie sure is a lot less.
2) They can get you more than what you spend on them. (Overclocking)> My second wife must have been an exception to that rule then. Put a couple of beers in her and the night didn't last long enough.
3) Most of them are pretty hot! (Pun Intended)> My little lady friend is stacked just fine, thank you. All the parts in all the right places.
4) They never argue with you.> WTF do you call a BSOD then? Like an argument with a woman, it's one you always lose.
5) The majority of parts come with a warranty. A girl doesn't.> Pre-nups are a warranty of sorts.
6) Computers are easier to upgrade.> Cost me 300 to get out of both of mine. Pretty cheap if ya ask me.
7) You can always get a computer that's way out of your league with some money. You can't do that legally with girls.> Wanna bet there tiger?
8) Don't have to remember their birthdays.> Oh trust me they won't let you forget either.
9) No fights, just a quick BSOD and you can restart to a new leaf.> D-I-V-O-R-C-E, the real world reboot.
10) Computers give you thousands of hours of satisfaction anytime you please. Where a girl will only if you're lucky.> Find you some little gal with a body that's ok but kind of a plain face. Normally guys don't give them a second look. by the time they find some one's paying attention to them...Well make sure your major medical is paid up cause the sex is going to be an all nighter and pretty interesting.
Women over computers any day...